Kid Muscle's rasslin' career has been one long string of ups and downs, but the Superhuman Olympics may be a new low. The hero who destroyed the evil DMP, took down every member of Generation Ex, and won the Fire from the thugs of No Respect is now competing with his fellow Muscle Leaguers in some of the silliest contests ever devised. He's playing with dolls, lying on the beach, and even running a three-legged race. And he's competing against the weirdest rivals in superhuman history: wrestlers shaped like bananas, sushi rolls, photo machines, and--speaking of ups and downs--roller coasters.

Blame it all on Ikemen McMadd, the new head of the Justice Federation, who has it in for Kid Muscle in a big way. Ikemen is determined to wipe the Kid out of the Superhuman Olympics preliminaries by any means necessary. The contests he's organized may look silly, but they sure aren't safe. Kid Muscle needs to watch his step, but with a naked fat guy tied to his leg (don't ask), that's not easy!