The Sun Rises Again

Gin's Surefire Dating Tips

1. Chicks with cat ears that you meet
online are always hiding something.
2. Riding with a cute girl on the back of
your scooter is cool (but watch out for
the rocket boost).
3. Never allow partially a blind ninja to
take care of your wounds (even if she
looks hot in a nurse's uniform).
4. When getting involved in a coup
d'etat, remember to bring your
umbrella (what's that got to do with
dating?!)